The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
Two flies are sat on a dog poo. One of them breaks wind, and the other says…. Do you mind! I’m eating!
What do you call a long, skinny fish wearing makeup and a suit of armor? Pretty Sir Eel
A policeman sees a beat-up man lying on the street He asks: ,,Were you assaulted?",,Yeah, I was.",,Can you tell me what the assailant looked like?",,Yes, I told him that right before he punched me."
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.