The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.
I asked the IT guy, 'How do you make a Motherboard?' He said, 'I tell her about my job.'
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
Niece: I have a lot of friends named Nathan, there’s Nathan…(endless droning about nicknames). Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans?
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling.
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!'
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.