The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What do you call a depressed dam in Iraq A Saddam
What's the similarity between Santa's presents and a horny virgin? They both come in socks.
Did you hear about the guy who got shot by a starter pistol ? Police believe it was race related.
No Good Question Goes Unbilled... A man went to a lawyer and asked what his fee was. The lawyer says, "$100 for three questions.""Isn't that a bit steep?" asked the man."Yes," said the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"
Why don't they celebrate New Year's Eve in the Middle East? Cause there's no one left when the clock hits zero
Customer: One box of condoms, please. Pharmacist: That will be $9.99 plus taxCustomer: Tacks? I thought they stayed on by themselves!
Where does the architecture school's principal send bad students? To the suspension bridge.This joke can't even hold itself up...
A black guy in a library asked me where the colored printers were. I said, "Dude, it's 2021, you can use any printer you want."
Whenever I ask my dad if he's all right he replies, No, I'm half left.'
What did the Arab leader drink every day to build muscle mass? A protein sheikh.
Accountant: So you didn’t have traditional income most of the year but your investments and holdings still earned you $9,000,000 **Papa John:****Accountant:** 831,000 pizzas. You’ll owe about $2,800,000 in taxes **Papa John:** And that's...**Accountant:** *(sighs)* 258,000 pizzas
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete? Because she wanted to see the task manager.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.