The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
A lady is giving birth. After she pushes and pushes, the baby is born. Doctor: "Mam, I have good news and bad news. Lady: Give me the bad news first.Doctor: your baby has red hair.Lady: Thank goodness! What's the good news!Doctor: It's stillborn
My brothers always out clubbing, my parents are really worried about his health. He's always had one foot in the rave.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them I did the latter. Now what do I do with the letters?
I read that Snap, Crackle and Pop were found murdered along with Captain Crunch and Tony the Tiger Authorities suspect it's the work of a cereal killer.
What did the color say to the other color? I love hue.
30 Seconds To Mars for only 5 Seconds Of Summer? I'd better get my Nickelback or there'll Panic! At The Disco.