The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
A blonde goes to the doctor and says "I keep finding these Colombian postage stamps in my vagina" The doctor takes a look and says "Ma'am, those aren't postage stamps, those are stickers from bannanas"
This new guy Juan has been hanging out with me and friends lately and honestly, I'm not a fan. He very controlling and manipulative. And no Juan is going to tell me what to do.
Someone has glued my pack of cards together-I don't know how to deal with it.
My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach. Ha! That's not going to help, she said. Sure, it does, I said. It's the only way I can see the numbers.
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.'
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.
Did you get your haircut?' No, I got them all cut.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?' No sun.
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
Why do astronauts use linux? because you can’t open windows in space.