The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
How fast is milk? It’s pasteurized before you know it.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.'
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
A couple is arguing and breaking up And he says:- You don't love me because I'm colorblind, right Violet?- You stupid! I told you my name is Amber!!
What is green and quickly turns red if you push a button? A frog in a blender
One fine day Husband : Today is a fine day.Annoyed wife : Wh do you keep saying 'Today is a fine day' every day?Husband : You had said it once, "One fine day, I'll leave this house"..
My grandmother is really impressed by how much politicians seem to get done these days She's always going on about how they're all full of doo-doo.