The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
Dad, can you put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was on fire.'
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.'
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.