The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I’m giving up drinking, for a month. *(oops, incorrect punctuation)*I’m giving up. Drinking for a month.
There was supposed to be a world ending event in 2020 But God just said “Give them a little longer and they’ll do it themselves”
Due to health concerns, my doctor recommend I go on a strict vegetarian diet, and practice portion control. I am happy to announce that I am down to one vegetarian a day, as they are surprisingly filling.
Thought I won an argument with my wife about how to rearrange our furniture..... But when I got home, the tables were turned
I was afraid I had Covid because I thought I lost my sense of taste. Turns out I'm just a shitty cook.
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now! Wait...
My son screeched, Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!? What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
I hate people who use the wrong words in a sentence and don't correct themselves They sometimes should have the humidity to admit it.
So, Jesus and Satan are sitting on a park bench one day ...just chilling, and Satan asks, "Hey JC, what's it called when little chunks of ice fall from the sky? It's not like I get to see it very often."Jesus says, "Hail, Satan."And Satan's all like, "YEEEEEAH, BOI!"And Jesus is all like, "Oh, you."
What’s the fastest way to end an argument with a girl? Tell her to calm down. You’ll be dead but the argument will be over. Noticed I said “fastest” way, not “best”.
Have you heard the one about the letter with no postage? You wouldn't get it.
Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5). In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.