The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.