The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
The voices in my head are ok, I can deal with them… It’s the voices outside my head that bother me and fuck my life up…
I go to the doctor and he asks for a stool sample. I pull out a small chair from my bag. The doctor yells at me for wasting his time and kicks me out of his office. I go home still not knowing why I'm shitting furniture. My nightmare continues.
TIL of a knight who is as tiny as a sperm Sir Cum Sized
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.''
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.