The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
I saw a poster today for a free concert for those working in public health. It said 'Frontline Only'. Weird. I would've thought they'd fill the whole venue.
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
What do houses wear? An address.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
Why did the whale blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.