The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.
Me: “Go to bed, the cows are already asleep in the field.” Son: “So what?” Me: “It’s pasture bedtime.”
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose.
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.