The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it is raining in Sweden?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Clothes, but no cigar.
When a toddler reaches the "why?" stage, it's like opening a bottle of champagne—once it's uncorked, there's no going back.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks. Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
What is Bill Cosby’s favorite Peter Pan themed cereal? Roofie-Os
Milk did it, but Tropicana wouldn't put missing children posters on their bottles. They said nobody wanted to hear that OJ is looking for kids.
They said a mask and gloves are enough to go to the grocery store. They lied, everybody else had clothes on.
Introduced my girlfriend to the family over the weekend, everyone was shocked... Specially the wife .
I saw a sign in a shop window that said "Watch batteries fitted, £2.50." I thought “Why would anyone pay to see that?”