The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
A tramp, seeking shelter on a freezing night, knocks on George and the Dragon Inn. A hefty lady answers the door and her expletives send him scampering. Desperate, he tries again minutes later. "May... may I speak to George, please?"
The devil whispered in my ear you aren’t good enough, you’ll never amount to anything..... I whispered back, at least I didn’t lose my golden fiddle to some hillbilly in Georgia.
All credit card PIN numbers in the World have bee leaked **0000 0001 0002 0003 0004** …
Of course JFK was a Rick and Morty fan. His brain was so big that it covered an entire car, after all.
What contains the letters a,u, t, and s and is caused by vaccines? Adults
I spent 20 years searching for a genie’s lamb, but to no avail I fear I shall never cure my dyslexia
Vladimir Putin Travels to an Eastern European Country He walks up to the customs agent and the agent asks, “Name?”“Vladimir Putin”“Country of Origin?”“Russia”“Occupation?”“No, no. Just visiting.”
Two Japanese people get married. They have a baby boy.A few years later the wife and child both get the same illness. So the husband takes his wife and child to the hospital.He asks the doctor: “What’s wrong with Mii?”The doctor replies: “The same thing that is wrong with Yew.”
My therapist told me I have problems with verbalising my emotions. Can't say I'm suprised.
Why were Dracula's pancakes so terrible? He got turned into bat-ter.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.