The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off. It's a total rip-off
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.'
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.