The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
A magic tractor was driving down the road when it turned into a field!
What do clouds do when they become rich? They make it rain!
What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food!
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?' 'A satisfactory.'
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.