The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.'
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.'
What's a robot's favorite snack?' 'Computer chips.'
What do you call Bill Gates when he’s flying? A Bill-in-air.
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
What did the proton say to the electron? Stop being so negative all the time!
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.