The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
A guy at a Halloween party had a girl on his back dressed in green. The host asked "who's that?" The guy answered "that's Michelle."
I touched an open wire, what happened next will shock you.
Have you heard the joke about paper? Good that you haven't, it's tearable!
What piece on the playground is always exhausted? The tire swing.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, 'You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.' 'Now settle down,' the doctor calmly told him. 'You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.'
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
How do you stop a bull from charging? You cancel its credit card.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.