The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
Can February March? No, but April May!
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
Where do burgers go dancing? At the meatball.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
Without geometry life is pointless.
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.