The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
Why do birds fly south? Because it’s too far to talk.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.