The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
Everyone talks about their stepladder. I grew up with a step stool. Never knew my real stool... But that's okay, everyone tells me he was a piece of crap.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob!
Some people say that leafy greens are the best thing for colon health But I think fiber makes a solid number two.
After an extremely tense argument with my wife, the house was so quiet, you could hear a pin drop. Things got a lot worse, when I saw the grenade flying towards me.
When we have self-driving cars, I’m pretty sure . . . my wife will complain about its driving too.
I still remember my grandmother’s last words. ‘What’re you doing with that pillow?’
What do you tell a grave robber when they're tired? Dig deep.
The day before our family holiday my little brother locked himself in his bedroom. I was worried, so I asked him what he was doing.He said, "I'm packing.""Fuck off," I replied. "It's only about four inches."
What did the convicted cannibal choose for his last meal? Five guys
She: "Wait for me darling, I just do my makeup...." He: "Oh, you don't need makeup."She: "How nice, you are so sweet."He: "You need plastic surgery."