The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My dad is German and dropped this one on me the other day. Dad: I never told you this but, my great grandfather died in the holocaust. Me: Oh, man thats terrible. Dad: Yeah, he got really drunk one night and fell off of the guard tower.
The mind that calls Covid-19 "the Chinese Virus" on live television is the same mind that called the CEO of Apple "Tim Apple" on live television. The punchline: It's not racism, it's stupidity.
If you care so much about my mental health... ...then gimme some brain
Floyd Mayweather vs Logal Paul boxing match was definitely staged.... I think Floyd hit his wife harder honestly.
If women are diesel engines Then men are starter motors. Good for about 30 seconds of action before they need a 15 minute break.
I hate when people blame video games for mass shooting Like what am I gonna do shoot up the school with a copy of doom
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom Because they’re all dead
An old lady at the bank asked me to help check her balance So I pushed her over
A drug dealer once dressed up as a mailman He got caught immediately because he rung the doorbell once.
Drake must miss being on tv Because he seems to be auditioning for How to Catch a Predator
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.