The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, 'You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.' 'Now settle down,' the doctor calmly told him. 'You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.'
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? See if he's coffin.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.'
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.