The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
If robert frost was bisexual... He would have gone both ways.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.