The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!
Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in schools.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows