The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
[OC,not a repost] What do you call a Chinese farmer working far away in a field ? Far"ming"
Why do ambulances require two drivers at all times? Because they're a pair o' medics.
During lock-down I have mastered jigsaw puzzles. I have just completed my first one in just over 10 and a half weeks.I feel so proud of myself, on the box it says 5 to 6 years.
A man went to jury duty. During a break in deliberations he and a female juror he had been flirting with snuck into the coat closet and she started giving him head. Someone knocked on the door, startling him, and he knocked himself out cold on the closet shelf. When the jury filed back into the courtroom, the judge noticed one was missing. “What happened to my 12th juror?” The jury foreman replied, “Head in-jury your honor, but I hear he just came to.”
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for... Couldn't get a straight answer!
"Call me Delta Airlines cause I can't handle your extra baggage!"
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
You can’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!