The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network? They're calling themselves the "ca-hoots".
Whats the difference between an emo kid and a leaf both falling from a tree? Only the leaf reached the ground.
The two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum. But did you know that... ...Bilbo’s great great half uncle was a troll, and Gollum’s second cousin once removed was a troll. They’re the troll kin white guys.
A woman is in bed reading when her husband walks into the room with a sheep under his arm He says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache ". His wife replies, "I think you'll find that that is a sheep."Husband says, "I think you'll find that I was talking to the sheep."
Why does Melania need to be on top when she and Trump have sex? Because Trump can only fuck up.
I was just reading a great book saying that if a company does anything unethical, people will stop supporting it and it'll go out of business. Here's the Amazon link to it!
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
I just got a promotion at the farm. Now I'm the C-I-E-I-O.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-naaaa.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
Shovels were a ground breaking invention... But dumbbells were an uplifting one.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear (yes i know my sense of humour is great)