The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.
Sore throats are a pain in the neck.
My therapist told me I have problems with verbalising my emotions. Can’t say I’m suprised.
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” she asked. I answered, “It’s me… talking to my beer.”
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
What kind of magic do cows believe in? Moodoo!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!