The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
What do you get when you mix divorce checks with counterfeit money? Aliphony!
What was the Ninja Turtles’ policy regarding homosexuality? Don’t ask Donatello
My father was killed by a herd of pigs. The coroner labeled his death a sooie-cide
Simon was in a car crash with his uncle..... Sadly his uncle died, but Simon was savedbut lost both his legs. The surgeon was able to sew his uncle's legs to his body. When he was recovered he decided to pursue his loveof music and performed in the local pub as Simon and Halfuncle.
My friend got tired of being locked up at home. So we locked him up inside of a casket instead.
The veterinarian gave my turtle Viagra Apparently it had a reptile dysfunction.
Just been assaulted in a health food shop! Someone threw a massive bottle of cod liver oil tablets at me. Fortunately I only suffered super fish oil injuries.
Warning. Don't let them take your forehead temperature at the supermarket, because it erases your memory. I went for macaroni and cheese.And came home with two cases of beer.