The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What do you call it when Drake suicides? Jumpman, jumpman, jumpman, jumpman
Not saying my local pub is rough.. but the first prize at the pub quiz was two weeks alibi.
What’s 30 metres long and has no hair? A conga line at a cancer clinic
I wont let the load of one small murder weigh me down... ... because I'm a mass murderer.
Samuel L. Jackson is in a field surrounded by 100 rakes. "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER-FUCKING RAKES ON THIS MOTHER-FUCKING PLAIN!"
I don't understand why women like to have so many pillows on the bed.. You need only one to smother your husband.
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson motorcycle and a vacuum cleaner? The Harley holds the dirtbag on the outside.
Why is prostitution illegal? It's the opposite of the constitution.
What do you call a happy camper? A Jolly Rancher.
What did the DNA say to the other DNA? "Do these genes make me look fat?"
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.