The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
My uncle is like a good love story Very touching
Why do hockey rinks have rounded corners instead of 90 degree angles? If they were 90 degrees the ice would melt.
Not to be alarming but, BEEP BEEP BEEP
An angry robber at a Russian bank threatens to kill everyone. Goes up to a teller "I'm gonna kill you! I'm so angry. What's your name?" "Olga," replies the terrified teller. "Oh, I'm not gonna kill you, my mother's name was Olga" Turns to a 6'4'' security guard "I'm gonna kill you then. What's your name?" Guard: "My name is Boris, but my friends call me Olga"
Why is "R" only a pirate's second favorite letter? Because their first love is the C.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I'm trying to put him off. I'm convinced his life will be in ruins.
Me: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' Dad: 'Poof, You're a sandwich!'"
What's it called when kittens get stuck in a tree? A cat-astrophe.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.