The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
I was going to tell a Casey Anthony joke...But... My mom would kill me!
If self sabotage was a sport I would find a way to lose.
A tortoise beat up a snail pretty bad. The snails two friends wanted revenge and so they asked him "do you recollect anything. His name, build, marks etc?"The snail said "No I don't. It happened so fast:-("
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.