The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
Why did the bicycle collapse? It was two tired.
Did you hear about the new Johnny Depp movie? It's rated "Arrrrrrr."
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.