The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.