The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite dish at a BBQ? Ribs!
Being horny and tired at the same time is a strange feeling. On one hand, you want to go to sleep, ... In the other hand, however.
In Soviet Russia, you rob bank In Capitalist America, bank robs you
What's the difference between a bunch of babies in a pool and some coins? The coins are the only thing heads up...
I begin to read a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.