The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.