The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Your wife and daughter look like twins, my friend said. Well, I replied, they were separated at birth.
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.