The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.