The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this.
My dad is a lot like avatar Aang. In the sense that he dissapeared on me when I needed him most.
What's the biggest drawback to voting by mail? Postage from Russia will cost a fortune!
Trump says he’s a self-made man. I think it’s decent of him to take the blame.
What do you call a road vehicle designed to carry a large amount of fuck-ups? A blunderbuss
What's the most unhealthy meal served in a nursing home? The Seizure salad.
I identify as an ambulance My pronouns are wee/woo
What do monsters like to watch movies on? Wide scream TVs.
Today, my son asked, "Can I have a bookmark?" I burst into tears-11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Why do geologists hate their jobs? They get taken for granite.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it's full of blades.
Why was the dad sitting on a pack of playing cards? His kid asked him to sit on the deck.
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'