The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
Can February March? No, but April May!
I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet... I thought, “Well he's pushing his luck!”
So, after all your time on the internet, have you learned how to avoid clickbait? Doesn't seem like it
A Priest, a Rabbi, a Nun, two gorillas, a leopard, a horse, two turtles, and a dragonfly walk into a bar. Bartender yells, “What is this, some sort of joke?”
Leafblowers are dangerous Be careful! If you point a leaf blower upwards, it blows up.
A paranoid schizophrenic was arrested for killing 17 pigeons in a local park. He wasn't arrested for murder, or animal cruelty. His actual charge was for the destruction of government property.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
Which school subject was the witch's favorite? Spelling.
What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food!
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.