The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
A group of dudes are walking through the park They see a young pair banging in the bushes. One of the dudes can't help himself but comment:"Hey, man, leave some for us!""I can't, I inserted everything."
The American Foundation for the Blind has done such good work for blind people across America I really wish they could see what good they’ve done
Wearing a mask without it covering your nose, is like wearing a condom but poking a hole in the top. Sure, it’s on, but sooner or later something bad will happen because of it.
My dad doesnt trust anyone, in fact he has a saying about it But he wouldnt tell meCredits: Anthony Jeselnik
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, "I love you." "Is that you or the beer talking?" she asked. I answered, "It's me... talking to my beer."
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day. Breakfast and breakfurious.
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
I asked the farmers to attend a meeting on Thursday morning. None of them turnip.
When the heat turns down,we thieves gather in our secret hideout for a meeting. We call it our Con Den session.
Roses are red,violets are blue If you were expecting a generic meme fuck you