The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why are skeletons such bad liars? You can see right through them.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling.
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.