The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Without geometry life is pointless.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead dough.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.