The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer? Depends what you smoke.(Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)
A mother in law said to her son's wife when their baby was born: "I don't mean to be rude but he doesn't look anything like my son." The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said: "I don't mean to be rude either, but this is a pussy, not a fucking photo-copier."
There are serious injustices that have not been corrected in this world. For example, beating up a white guy will get you much more prison time than beating up a black guy.After all, Assault can get you up to 25 years, while impersonating a policeman will get you 5 at most.
I was having an argument with the wife and she said " When i married you, i thought ypu where brave"..... And i said "So did i all my friends"...
My cat just passed... RIP Fluffy McMittens 2002-2003 2003-2005 2005-2007 2007-2008 2008-2011 2011-2013 2013-2014 2014-2015 2015-2017
2020 Divided by 5 is 404, So the Whole Year is an Error. And now we have a virus.
Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet the koalafications.
Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
This year's Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it's as big as the last two put together.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.'