The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
A man bought an olympic condom pack Husband: Hey see I got a olympic condom packWife: huh, what is thatHusband: It has condoms named with medals. Let ne use the gold one.Wife: Nah use the silver one.Husband: Why?Wife: You should come second for a change
I was never a very good waiter. On my first day, two ladies came in and ordered: First lady: "I'll have a garden salad please"Second lady: "Caesar salad for me please"So I brought the first lady her garden salad, then seized it and gave it to the second lady.
Got fired today because I fell for a scam asking me to wire a sizable amount of company money to a foreign bank account. If that hadn't been stupid enough, I also confused the foreign bank account with my own.
What did the butcher say to do incase there was a fire? Grab your meat and beat it
Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell of a cliff? Because she was wearing her mittens.
Edward Snowden just joined Twitter. Almost immediately he got more followers than the NSA. Luckily for the NSA, they follow a lot more people than Snowden.
What’s a ghost cow say? “Moo” silly it’s still a cow.
What do you call an authoritarian couch potato? A dictator tot
Only SEVEN people die as temperatures as low as -42F wreak havoc across the American Midwest. Apparently guns don't work in those temperatures.
I don't believe in astrology at all. But I am a scorpio, and we are all born skeptics.
Why don't lobsters like to share? They're shellfish.