The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
BREAKING NEWS: There was an explosion at the local cheese factory! Da Brie is everywhere.
A boy tried to pick a flower [OC] the flower took a **pistil** and shot him in **style**
The best thing about knitting squirrels is that their nuts about cuneiform You can even pay them in peanuts until they unionize and start demanding pistachios
A jewel thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewelry and money. The man started sobbing and said, “You can take anything you want. You can even pistol whip me, but please untie the rope and free her.” Thief: “You must really love your wife!” Man: “No, but she will be home shortly”.
What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten? The cat shat on the mat.
What do you call a bear caught in a rain shower. A drizzly bear!
Sad news today, folks. Mr. Potato Head died. He had brain tubers.
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I am very concerned about the environment One look and I can tell those trees are up to something.
My life highlight was being crowned the hide and seek champion at my school, until they discovered I was cheating I peaked early.
I invented a new word. Plagiarism.--- EDIT : This joke was invented by me and copyrighted. Dare to take it and a lawsuit shall find you.
What do you call a place to buy bootleg horror movies? A Spookeasy
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.'