The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
At 70, she still had a body like an hourglass Brittle and full of sand
Despite CDC guidelines, there's no reason to worry about people not covering their noses with their masks. They're mouth-breathers anyway.
My 5-year-old niece's twist on an old pirate joke **Question:** Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?**Answer:** Because his 'I' was all jacked up.*...she cracks me up*
So a vowel saves another vowel's life. The other vowel says, Aye E! I owe you!
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.