The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
This morning I ran about 4.5 miles in just 17 minutes Why can't people keep their large size dogs chained???
farmer: how many cows got out? **me:** seventeen**farmer:** round 'em up**me:** ok twenty
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?' 'No, but I'll wrestle you for them.'
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
I told my actor friend to break a leg... .....but, I'm not worried, he'll have a supporting cast.
A couple is hiking when they see a set of tracks... "Look" says one, "a father and his kids are on this trail." The other asks "how do you know it is the father? It could be mom.""Nope. Definitely the dad...see the Pa prints?"
The Tortoise challenged the Hare The Tortoise said “race you home!”The Hare began sprinting. The Tortoise retracted into his shell.
How do you spot a leopard? You don’t, they come that way
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.