The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
What do dogs and phones have in common? Both have collar ID.
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah!
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
At the bank, I told the cashier, " I would like to open a joint account." . He enquired, " With whom?"I answered, " With whomsoever has lots of money."
I was trying to find a place in the clothes shop to try on some shirts. Finally found somewhere just right. It was a fitting room.
Spin the Bottle When I was a kid, all of us kids played 'Spin the bottle'. A girl would spin the bottle. If it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a penny.By the time I was 16, I owned my own house...
Why did the crab cross the road? It didn't. It used the sidewalk.(This was a joke my teacher made)