The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.'
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
Just finished cleaning my grill. It was grate.
PROMOTION Employee: Sir, I hope it’s okay that I replace the former manager who just died. Boss: I’m totally fine with it. But maybe the funeral home won’t allow it.
What do you call a coupon-using vampire? Suckers for deals!
I had a fun childhood. My dad used to push me down the hill in old tires. They were Goodyears.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”